Miracle-Gro (verb): What Molly does on a daily basis
Miracle-Gro (noun): Plant food. Or, as of Friday, 13th of March, 2009, Molly’s favorite outdoor snack.
Yes, dear reader. The Tighe Family (Gainesville edition) had the honor, privelage and pleasure of its first phone call to the Poison Control Hotline (toll free! 1-800-222-1222).
Yes, it’s a good thing momma was home, because she was sure to be the cooler head than dad’s would have been. Phosphorus is just one of those electrolytes I’ve learned to respect, and I’ve never prescribed 2 teaspoons of miracle gro q2h for hypophosphatemia.